I refuse to move from my blankets today :0
So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.
I’m pretty sure that there is a little bit of Lego Batman in all of us.
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk
Hanging outside of wendys for wifi
because I’m locked out of my house, I can’t get a hold of Andrew and I might just go to walmart to walk around or something :(
Did anyone else know about the creepy Alien Broadcast that airs for only one minute on Sundays and Mondays at exactly 3:33 AM?
so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing
then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically
my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes